Cat Lady.

Yesterday I spotted a license plate holder that read, "Cat owners are Purrrrrrrrfect." Yick. "What is it about crazy cat ladies?" I shivered at the thought. Then I read her actual California license plate: I {Heart} KT KTS. Gag me. Crazy cat ladies are completely astounding, and usually shrouded in mystery.

Growing up in Arizona, we had a crazy cat lady 4 doors down from us. Someone finally turned her into the state, and there was a huge cat raid one summer afternoon. They took thousands, maybe millions of cats from her home and gave her a huge fine. {Which somehow she could afford to pay.} Maybe she paid in cat hair. Crazy. Cat. Lady. Why not one, maybe two cats? Why a whole house full? I love my dog Soba buy I don't think, "You know what would be great? Thirty Sobas in my 400 square foot apartment."

Above is the Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure. Available at www.giftmonger.com for that crazy cat lady you know and love. Just in time for the holidays!